Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I’m the love guru.
And she wants lessons in falling in love.
Just not with me.
Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother’s fiancรฉe’s best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I’m suddenly fumbling like a rookie.
I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebackerโfast and hard. Instead, it’s a slow burn that’s got me breaking all my own rules.
Somehow, I’ve got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.
Oh, and there’s an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.
This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that’ll have you wishing you were a Kingman… or a Kingman’s Queen.

"This book was fabulous. I might be a little bias however since I LOVE THIS SERIES. Where can I find me a Cocky Kingman??"
"Amy Award has truly outdone herself this time, and thatโs saying a lot because her series are like my Fluffy Roman EmpireโI just canโt stop thinking about them!"
"Empowering AF. This book was as much about the cute MCs as it was about self acceptance. There is so, so much deeply seeded fat-phobia in our society, it is lovely to see it called out on its a$$ in this fun & spicy romcom. Waited a long while for Penelope and Everettโs story. It did not disappoint."